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Cheers and Jeers: Rum and Resistance FRIDAY!
Posted on June 23, 2017 at 11:30 PM
From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE…
Late Night Snark: First Edition of Summer Edition
“Summer starts today! Which used to mean news would slow to a trickle, padded out by gratuitous T&A reports from the beach and stories about skunks with their heads stuck in peanut butter jars. Oh, I miss those days.”
“Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell showed us a draft of his top-secret new health care legislation…and wouldn’t you know it, the bill includes a big tax cut for rich people. They’re calling the plan ‘Better Care.’ As in, just imagine how much better this plan would be if the people who wrote it cared.”
“The American Health Care Act—an act which answers the question, what if a bus-stop ad for a personal injury lawyer was a health care policy?”
“We don’t know too much about what will be in the final [Trumpcare] bill because all of the negotiations so far have taken place behind closed doors. They even put a sock on the doorknob so no one barges in while they’re screwing poor people. It’s just polite.”
“Today was National Vanilla Milkshake Day. Or as Mike Pence calls it: Spicy Tuesday!”
Your west coast-friendly edition of Cheers and Jeers starts below the fold… [Swoosh!!] RIGHTNOW! [Gong!!]